She Tried to Trap Her Husband with a Fake Text—But His Genius Counter-Plot Blew Up in Her Face
A wife sent a quick text message to her husband on his way home from work: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office. Oh, and Priscilla says hi to you.”
The husband replied almost instantly: “Who on earth is Priscilla?”
The wife smirked and texted back: “Nobody. I just wanted to make sure you actually read my message.”
Husband: “Uh… but I’m literally standing with Priscilla right now. So which Priscilla are you talking about?”
The wife’s heart dropped. Panicking, she typed furiously: “Where exactly are you?!”
Husband: “I’m right near the vegetable market.”
Ten minutes later, after racing down to the square to catch him in the act, the wife looked around, saw no one, and frantically texted: “Where are you? I don’t see you.”
The husband replied calmly: “I’m still at the office. But now that you are already at the market, go ahead and buy whatever vegetables we need!”
BONUS STORY: The Broccoli Secret
Why a Wise Father’s Dinner Table Advice Earned Him a Brutal Slap from His Wife
A little boy was sitting at the dinner table with his parents, stubbornly refusing to finish his dinner.
“Eat your broccoli right now!” his mother ordered.
“No way!” the boy exclaimed, crossing his arms defiantly.
Seeing the deadlock, the father leaned over, tapped his son on the shoulder, and whispered something confidential into the boy’s ear.
Instantly, the boy’s eyes widened in shock. He quickly wolfed down every single piece of broccoli on his plate, cleared his seat, and ran straight up to his bedroom.
The mother was completely amazed. She turned to her husband and asked, “Wow, that was magic! What on earth did you tell him?”
The father grinned proudly, puffed out his chest, and said, “I just told him that if he didn’t eat his broccoli, his d!ck wouldn’t grow.”
Without a single word, the wife stood up, swung her hand, and slapped her husband across the face as hard as she possibly could.
“Ouch!” the husband yelled, rubbing his burning cheek in utter confusion. “What was that for?!”
The wife glared down at him and shouted:
“FOR NOT EATING YOUR BROCCOLI WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!”
