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The Marriage Contract Expired

A husband passed away after many years of marriage.

His wife mourned him deeply and missed him every single day.

Several years later, she also passed away.

When she arrived in Heaven, she looked around…

And there he was.

Her beloved husband.

Overjoyed, she ran toward him with tears streaming down her face.

“Darling! I’ve missed you so much!”

She threw her arms open, ready to embrace him.

But just before she reached him, he held out both hands and gently stopped her.

With a perfectly straight face, he said,

“Whoa there, ma’am…”

She looked confused.

He smiled and added,

“Read the fine print.”

“The contract clearly said… ‘Until death do us part.’ And death already did.” 😂