An elderly couple had been married for decades.
One night, they were lying in bed.
The husband was just about to drift off to sleep…
But his wife was feeling nostalgic.
She smiled and softly said,
“Do you remember when we were dating?”
He smiled sleepily.
“Of course.”
She sighed.
“Back then, you used to hold my hand every chance you got.”
Half asleep, he reached over, gently squeezed her hand for a moment…
Then rolled over, ready to continue sleeping.
A minute later, she whispered,
“And you used to kiss me goodnight.”
With a tired sigh, he leaned over, gave her a quick kiss on the cheek…
And settled back into bed.
Another thirty seconds passed.
Then she said,
“You know… you also used to nibble on my neck.”
The husband suddenly threw back the blankets, climbed out of bed, and shuffled toward the bedroom door.
Surprised, she called after him,
“Honey… where are you going?”
Without turning around, he replied,
“To get my teeth!” 😂
