She Couldn’t Stop Laughing… Until He Explained Why! 🤣
The nurse asked Bob to remove his cl0thing and put on a gown before he gets checked by the doctor.
“In front of you?” he asks shyly.
The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen the n@ked human b0dy before.”
The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my n@ked b0dy.”
“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse to the patient, “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Okay then,” said the man, and he proceeded to dr0p his tr0users, revealing a huge male b0dy with the smallest @dult male org@n the nurse had ever seen in her life. In length and girth it was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man’s priv@te p@rt, she composed herself as well as she could.
“I am so sorry,” she said, “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that it won’t happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” Bob replied.
