Three guys are having a few beers
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how d*mb their wives are.
Guy1: My wife is so d*mb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook.
Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive yet.
Guy 3: My wife is d*mber that both of them.
She bought 3 boxes of c0nd0ms to take on a business trip and she doesn’t even have a d*ck.
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The class was told to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow.
Soon, Little Johnny lifts a hand that he’s finished and shows the teacher a blank sheet of paper.
“But Johnny, you didn’t paint anything on it?” says the teacher.
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“Well, the cows have eaten all the grass and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
