A newlywed couple, married just two weeks,
A newlywed couple, married just two weeks, faced the classic challenge: the husband, still head over heels in love, wanted to go out drinking with his friends. So he confessed to his wife:
“Sweetheart, I’ll be back soon.”
“Where are you going, my silly darling?” she asked.
“To the pub, my beautiful love. Just for a little beer.”
“You want some beer, my love?”
She opened the fridge and showed him 25 different beers, from 25 countries: Germany, the Netherlands, Japan…
The husband, unsure what to do, thought only: “Right, my lollipop… but at the pub… you know… they have those cold glasses…”
Before he could finish, she interrupted:
“You want a cold glass, my little puppy?”
She then pulled out a frozen glass, shivering as she handed it to him.
The husband, a bit pale, said: “Yes, my thoughtful darling… but at the pub, they also have… really tasty snacks… I won’t be long, I promise, okay?”
“You want some snacks, my little bear?”
She laid out five plates of different treats from the fridge: fried chicken wings, grilled chicken legs, roasted pork…
“But… but my honey… at the pub, you know… there’s cursing, foul language, and so much more.”
She replied: “You want swearing, my little honeycomb? Listen here, you silly head! Drink that damn beer from the frozen glass I just prepared and ate the snacks I’ve already set up, because you are not going anywhere. Understand, you little monkey?”
…And they lived happily ever after.
