After having a couple of glasses of wine at lunch, two elderly women were driving home in a large car. Being short, like many elderly women are, both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The light was red… but they drove straight through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought, “I must be losing it. I could’ve sworn that was a red light.”
A few minutes later – another red light. And again, right through it.
Now nervous, the passenger sat up straighter and paid close attention.
At the next red light, they again drove right on through!
She turned to her friend and said,
“Mildred, did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row?! You could have killed us!”
Mildred looked over and said,
“Oh geez, am I driving?”
