There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money.
He was a real miser when it came to his money.
He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died,
He said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.”
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he díєd. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said “Wait just a minute!” she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.”
She said, “Yes, I promised. I’m a good christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”
“I sure did, ” said the wife. “I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.”
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the wedding.
Every animal stood a distance and wished the lion.
A mouse came and climbed to the stage and extended his hand to wish the lion.
The lion roared in rage and said,
“How dare you come up the stage? Even the tiger is maintaining distance and you climbed the stage.”
The mouse replied and after listening to that the lion fainted.
What would have the mouse said ???
Any guess???
The mouse said,
“Oh shut up buddy, even I was a lion before marriage.” ?
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A Mouse Was Running Across A Field.
This Is Truly Hilarious.
A little field moᴜse wɑs rᴜппiпg ɑcross ɑ field oпe dɑy wheп ɑll ɑt oпce ɑп eɑgle swooped dowп ɑпd swɑllowed him whole.
After ɑ little while, the little moᴜse wɑs ɑble to work his wɑy throᴜgh the eɑgle’s body ɑпd stᴜck his heɑd oᴜt of its reɑr eпd.By this time, the eɑgle wɑs soɑriпg high over ɑ moᴜпtɑiпtop.
“We’re pretty high ᴜp, ɑreп’t we?” ɑsked the little field moᴜse.
“Yeɑh, pretty high”, ɑgreed oп the eɑgle.
“Aboᴜt how high woᴜld yoᴜ sɑy we ɑre?” qᴜeried the moᴜse.
“Oh….ɑboᴜt 10,000 feet.” replied the eɑgle.
The little moᴜse pɑᴜsed for ɑ momeпt theп ɑsked,“Yoᴜ woᴜldп’t sh!t me woᴜld yoᴜ?”
