A husband and wife were getting cozy in bed when she suddenly pushed him away and said, “I don’t feel like sex tonight. Could you just hold me?”
Frustrated, the husband snapped, “What?! Why not?”
She sighed, “You just don’t understand me. You have no idea what it’s like to be a woman.” Then she rolled over and went to sleep.
The next day, the husband smiled and offered to make it up to her with a trip to the mall. He took her to an expensive boutique and told her to grab every outfit she liked. Then, he bypassed a pair of diamond earrings because they were “too cheap” and bought her a stunning tennis bracelet instead.
Giddy with excitement, the wife floated up to the cashier.
But just as the clerk started ringing up the massive haul, the husband stepped in, handed the items back, and said, “Actually, we changed our minds. Please put everything back.”
The wife gasped, “What the hell are you doing?!”
The husband smiled sweetly and replied, “You thought I was going to buy all this? You just don’t understand how hard I work for my money. I just wanted you to hold them for a while.”
