A smug biology professor who lived to publicly humiliate his students was about to get a ruthless lesson in basic grammar.
Locking eyes with a notorious slacker in the back row, the professor smirked. “You there. Tell the class, how many kidneys do we have?”
“Four!” the student replied instantly.
The professor erupted into a condescending laugh. He turned to a student in the front row and ordered, “Go fetch a fresh bundle of grass from the courtyard. We clearly have a donkey in the room today.”
Without missing a beat, the backbencher added, “And grab me a hot coffee while you’re at it!”
Furious, the professor’s face turned bright red. “Get out of my classroom right now!” he roared.
The student calmly packed his bag, walked to the door, and turned around with a grin to deliver the final blow.
“Professor, you asked how many kidneys we have. Two of mine plus two of yours equals four. ‘We’ is a plural pronoun. Enjoy your grass.”
