The Proposition at the Front Desk
A man was standing at the hotel front desk asking the clerk a question.
As he turned around to leave, he didn’t notice a charming woman standing right next to him and accidentally bumped into her.
The collision was so sudden that his elbow went straight into her br*ast. Both of them were completely startled and fr*ze on the spot.
Seeing the shocked look on her face, the man knew he had to defuse this highly sensitive accident immediately. Trying to save face and avoid looking like a creep, he quickly composed himself, looked straight into her eyes, and offered a smooth apology:”Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your br*ast, I know you’ll forgive me.”
The woman adjusted her dress, looking him up and down with a slow, calculating gaze. A slight, mischievous smirk played on her lips as she leaned in closer and whispered smoothly:”Sir, if your p*nis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”
