A mother had three virgin daughters who were all getting married in quick succession. Since the mother was concerned about their first experiences, she made them all promise to send a postcard from their honeymoon with just a few words describing what had happened.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding.
The card said nothing but: “Nescafé.”
The mother was puzzled at first… so she went to her kitchen and found the Nescafé jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.”
Mom blushed, but she was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent a postcard from Vermont a week after the wedding.
It read: “Rothmans.”
The mother found her husband’s cigarette pack and read the label: “Extra Long. King Size.”
She was slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in Auckland, New Zealand.
Mom waited a week—nothing.
Another week passed—still nothing.
A whole month went by before a card finally arrived.
Written on it, in shaky handwriting, were the words: “Air New Zealand.”
Mom grabbed her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages in fear, and finally found the ad for Air New Zealand.
It said: “Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”
Mom fainted.😜
