A man arrived at the doctor’s office for a full examination.
The nurse smiled warmly and said,
“Sir, please remove your clothes and put on this gown. The doctor will be with you shortly.”
The man looked embarrassed.
“Right here… in front of you?”
The nurse chuckled.
“Don’t worry.”
“I’ve been a nurse for over twenty years.”
“I’ve seen just about everything.”
The man shook his head.
“Not like this, you haven’t.”
“You’ll laugh.”
She folded her arms confidently.
“I assure you, sir…”
“I’m a professional.”
“In all my years as a nurse, I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
The man sighed.
“Alright… don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
He dropped his trousers.
The nurse looked…
Then quickly looked again.
She tried to keep a straight face…
She bit her lip…
Covered her mouth…
But a tiny giggle escaped.
That giggle turned into another.
Then another.
Within seconds, she was laughing so hard she had tears in her eyes.
Finally, she managed to compose herself.
Still blushing, she said,
“Sir… I am so, so sorry.”
“I honestly don’t know what came over me.”
“Please forgive me.”
“Now… tell me…”
“What seems to be the problem?”
The man calmly replied,
“It’s swollen.” 😂🤣
The nurse turned bright red…
…and sprinted out of the room.
