One evening, my wife stepped out of the shower…
Wrapped in nothing but confidence.
She strolled into the bedroom completely naked and looked at me with a serious expression.
“Honey, would you close the curtains?”
I looked up from the TV.
“Why?”
She folded her arms.
“Because I don’t want the neighbors seeing me like this!”
I smiled.
“Relax, sweetheart…”
“If the neighbors see you standing there naked…”
I paused just long enough.
“…they’ll be the ones rushing to close their curtains!” 😂
