The moonshine, the pitbull & the old lady.
John walks into a bar. As he orders a beer he sees a jar filled with 100$ bills on the counter. The bartender tells him that in order to win the jar of money, he has to complete 3 challenges, but the entry fee is 100$.
After some thinking, he decides to enter the contest. The bartender tells him that the challenges are the following:
1)Drink a whole bottle of moonshine in one go.
2)Outside the bar there’s a d*ng*rous pitbull with a toothache. He must extract the dog’s tooth.
3)Upstairs there is an old lady who never had an *rg*sm, he must have s*x with her.
John wastes no time and drinks the whole bottle of moonshine in one sip. Being already drunk he stumbles on his way outside to face the pitbull.
For 10 minutes everyone in the bar heard loud noises, screams, barks. But after, it all stopped.
When everyone was thinking that John has died he comes back inside all b*tten and bl**ding.
Everyone is looking wide-eyed at him as he sighs and says “So, where is the old lady with the toothache?”
