The Lie Detector Robot
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people whenever they tell a lie.
One evening, he decides to test it out at the dinner table.
The father asks his son,
“What did you do this afternoon?”
The son replies,
“I did some schoolwork.”
SMACK!
The robot slaps the son.
“Okay, okay,” the son admits. “I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
The father asks,
“What movie did you watch?”
The son answers,
“Toy Story.”
SMACK!
The robot slaps him again.
“Okay, okay!” the son says. “We were watching p*rn.”
The father is shocked.
“What?! At your age, I didn’t even know what p*rn was!”
SMACK!
The robot slaps the father.
The mother bursts out laughing and says,
“Well, he certainly is your son.”
SMACK!
The robot slaps the mother. 🤣😅
