A blonde woman walked into a New York bank and asked for a $200 loan.
The bank manager required collateral, so she handed over the keys to her Porsche. The bank approved the loan and safely parked the car in its secure garage.
Two weeks later, she returned, repaid the $200 plus $5 in interest, and collected her car.
Curious, the manager said, “Ma’am, I checked your account. You’re very wealthy. Why did you need a $200 loan?”
She smiled and replied,
“I didn’t.”
“I just needed a safe place to park my Porsche in New York for two weeks… and it only cost me $5!”
