Two bored casino dealers were standing at an empty craps table when a stunning blonde from South Alabama walked up and slammed down a whopping $20,000 cash for a single roll of the dice.
“I hope you boys don’t mind,” she purred, “but I feel a whole lot luckier when I play completely topless.”
Before they could even blink, she stripped off her top, shook the dice, and hurled them across the table, screaming, “Come on, this Southern girl needs a brand new wardrobe!”
The moment the dice stopped bouncing, she started jumping up and down, squealing hysterically, “Yes! Yes! I won! I actually won!”
She enthusiastically hugged both stunned dealers, scooped up her clothes, grabbed her massive pile of winnings, and quickly vanished out the casino doors.
The two dealers stood frozen in absolute silence for a long moment, completely dumbfounded.
Finally, one rubbed his eyes and asked, “Hey… what did she actually roll?”
The second dealer shook his head blankly and mumbled:
“I don’t know. I thought you were watching.”
