A ventriloquist was entertaining a packed audience with his wooden dummy sitting on his knee.
The crowd was laughing as the dummy fired off one silly joke after another.
Then came a classic blonde joke.
Just as the audience burst into laughter…
A glamorous platinum blonde shot to her feet.
She folded her arms and shouted,
“Excuse me!”
The room fell silent.
She continued,
“What gives you the right to stereotype blonde women?”
“Do you honestly think hair color determines someone’s intelligence?”
“People like you are the reason these ridiculous stereotypes never disappear!”
The ventriloquist turned bright red.
Embarrassed, he stood up and began apologizing.
“Ma’am, I’m terribly sorry. I didn’t mean to offend—”
She cut him off instantly.
“Oh, be quiet!”
Then she pointed an angry finger toward the little wooden dummy sitting on his lap.
“I’m not talking to you…”
“…I’m talking to that smart-mouth little jerk on your knee!” 😂🤣
