Someone once said, “I’ve already made my retirement plan.”
Naturally, everyone expected to hear about investments, a beach house, or maybe a quiet little cottage.
Instead, he said:
“When I turn 70, I’m going to prison.”
Everyone stared at him.
“Prison?! Why?”
He shrugged and explained:
“Retirement homes are ridiculously expensive. Prison is free!”
“And think about it—three meals a day, a warm bed, books, board games… and I won’t even have to worry about mowing the lawn!”
Someone asked, “But what about your freedom?”
He smiled.
“At 70, I’ll be happy just to have a remote control and nobody asking me to fix the Wi-Fi.”
Honestly… the man may have just discovered the most budget-friendly retirement plan ever.
