One Excuse… and the Cop Didn’t Ask Another Question
An elderly man was driving his Lamborghini at 100 mph when he suddenly saw police chasing him. So it begins to accelerate, 140, then 150, then 180.
All of a sudden he slows down and thinks, “I’m too old for this.” He stops and waits for the police to catch him.
The officer gets out of the car and when approaching the old man he says, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.” Today is Friday and I’m leaving for this weekend vacation with my family. If you give me a very good reason for driving so fast, but seriously very good, something I never heard before, I’ll let it go. ”
The old man looks at him, thinks a lot and says: “Years ago, my wife eloped with a police officer and when I saw you chasing me I thought you were going to bring her back”.
“Have a nice day sir”, said the cop as he walked away. 😂😂😂
An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked, “What are you talking about? ”
Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes, then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!
” After a brief pause, the old man fired off another one and boasted, “Aha, 14 to 7!I’m back in the lead! ”
Determined to stay in the game, the wife followed up with another loud one and grinned, “Touchdown, tie game again! ” Then, with a small squeaker, she added, “Field goal!
