One afternoon, a teacher looked at her noisy classroom and finally said,
“Alright, whoever answers my next question correctly can pack up and go home early.”
The students immediately sat up straight.
But before the teacher could even ask anything, one boy suddenly grabbed his backpack and hurled it straight out the open classroom window.
The entire class went silent.
The teacher stared at him in complete shock.
“WHO just threw that?!” she yelled.
The boy calmly stood up, smiled, and said:
“Me.”
Then he started walking toward the door.
“See you tomorrow.”
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On reaching his plane seat,
A man is surprised to see a parrot seated next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee, then the parrot squawks
“And get me a whisky, you cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the man’s coffee.
When the man points it out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls
“And get me another whisky, you id!to.”
Upset, the stewardess comes back with another whisky – but still no coffee.
By now in desperate need for his coffee, the man tries the parrot’s style,
“I’ve asked you twice for a coffee, go get it now, you m0ron.”
Before they know it, two burly flight stewards storm down the aisle, grab the parrot and the man, yank them out of their seats, and throw them out of the emergency exit.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to the man and says
“For someone who can’t fly, you sure complain too much!”
