A woman walked into a pet shop and fell in love with a beautiful, bright red parrot.
As she went to pay, the cashier warned her, “I need to be honest with you, ma’am. This bird was confiscated from a high-end brothel, so it might have picked up some rather… colorful vocabulary.”
The woman shrugged it off. “Oh, I’m sure it’s fine. I can handle it.”
She brought the parrot home, placed the cage in the living room, and pulled off the cover. The bird blinked, looked at her, and squawked, “Awk! New house, new madam. Welcome, madam!”
The woman chuckled, finding it quite amusing.
A few hours later, her two teenage daughters walked into the house after school. The parrot took one look at them and screeched, “Awk! New girls! Welcome, ladies!”
The daughters laughed, though the mother started to feel a little uneasy.
Finally, around 6:00 PM, her husband walked through the front door after a long day at work. The parrot locked eyes with him, flapped its wings excitedly, and yelled:
