“I bet you don’t know what day it is,” the wife teased as her husband headed out the door.
Caught off guard but quick on his feet, he replied, “Of course I do, my love! How could I forget?” and hurried off to catch his bus.
At 10 a.m., the doorbell rang, and a box of long-stemmed red roses was delivered.
At 1 p.m., a two-pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.
By 3 p.m., a boutique sent over a stunning designer dress.
The wife could hardly contain her excitement as she waited for her husband to return.
When he walked in, he was feeling quite proud of himself.
She greeted him with a beaming smile, saying, “First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress! This has been the best Groundhog Day ever!”
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
“Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her husband.
“No”, replied her husband.
She gave him a lingering, sensuous smile, and slowly unbuttoned the top four buttons of her blouse. She slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra . . . and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her, and smiled approvingly.
“Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up … ?” she then asked her husband.
“Uh . . . no, I haven’t” he told her, with a slightly anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively retrieved a crumpled fifty dollar note.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
“No way” he exclaimed, while becoming even more breathless.
“Well, go look in the garage!” she replied.
