His Mother-in-Law’s Funer@l Became an Unforgettable Story
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem….
While they were there, the mother-in-law p@ssed aw@y.
An undertaker told them “You can have her b0dy shipped home for $5,000, or you can bu-ry her here in the Holy Land forjust $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her b0dy shipped home.
The undertaker asked “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have her bu-ried here and only spend $150?.”
The man replied “I remember a story about a man that d*ed here 2,000 years ago, He was bu-ried here and 3 days later, he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.’
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The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late.
Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?”
He replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.” Then he sat down.
Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, “Why are you late?”
Nathan answered, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.”
Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, “Kevin, where have you been?”
Kevin replied, “I was on Cherry Hill.”
Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked, “Hi there, what’s your name?”
The girl replied, “Cherry Hill.”
