Her Father Made One Phone Call… and Her Husband Changed Instantly
A husband and wife were having a serious quarrel when the husband said to her, “Pack your things!”
At that moment, her phone rang, so he paused to let her answer. It was her father.
The phone was on speaker, so the husband could hear the conversation.
After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, her father said, “My daughter, I have transferred $6,000,000 into your account. Give your husband $4,000,000, and you can keep the rest. I am also sending a brand new Land Cruiser for you and your husband to use.”
After they said their goodbyes and the call ended, the wife turned to her husband and said, “You told me to pack my things and do what…?”
The husband quickly replied, “Pack your things and give them to me to wash. I’ll iron them when the power comes back!”
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A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan
A blonde woman goes to a bank in New York before going on vacation and asks for a loan of $5,000.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is absolutely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers mock her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it for two weeks in your underground car park.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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