He Refused the Painkiller Without Hesitation
Boudreaux got a fish hook stuck in his finger, so he went to see Doctor Thibodeaux to get it pulled out. Doctor Thibodeaux tells him that he will give him a shot to de@den the finger in order to take the hook out. Boudreaux tells him, “No, I don’t wants no shot! Just pull out da hook!”
Doc tells him, “Mais. dat’s gonna hu-rt bad if I don’t de@den it first, mon ami.”
Boudreaux says, “Doc, I done experience da two worse p@ins in da universe already. I can take it. Just pull out da hook.”
Doctor Thibodeaux says, “Mais whatever you say, but I’m gonna told you again, dat’s gonna hu-rt.”
Boudreaux says, “Doc, mw, I’m ready for you to go ahead, it can’t be as bad as dem two other pains I already done felt.”
So the Doc proceeds to pull the hook out, as Boudreaux screams his fool head off in p@in. Doctor Thibodeaux says, “Mais, Boudreaux, we got da hook out, but I don’t understood how you could stand da p@in like dat.”
Boudreaux says, “Doc, I done told you dat I done felt da two worse p@ins in da universe before. Dis was nothing.”
Doctor Thibodeaux , of course curious, asks him what could possibly have been worse than this. Boudreaux says, “Mais Doc, one time I was walkin’ thru da woods, and I got the call of nature. So I squat down in the bushes to take care of business, and sat right on a bear trap. Now dat hu-rt, cher!”
Doctor Thibodeaux says, “Whooooeeeee, I can imagine dat musta been one of da worse p@ins in da world. What was da other p@in, cher?”
Boudreaux answers, “When I ran off and got to da end of dat chain!”
