He Lost the Case… But Won the Last Word
Bob was sued by his neighbor for d*fam*tion of character.
She claimed that during an argument he had c@lled her a pig.
Bob was found g*ilty and fined $100.
After the trial he approached the judge and asked, “Does this mean that I can no longer call Mrs. Johnson a pig?”
The judge confirmed that that was true.
“Well, then would I be allowed to call a pig, ‘Mrs. Johnson’?” he then asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig ‘Mrs. Johnson’ with no fear of legal action.
Content with that answer Bob started to walk out of the courtroom, turned to his neighbor and said “Good day, Mrs. Johnson.”
