He Followed His Doctor’s Instructions… Almost Perfectly
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any sugar?” The pharmacist goes to the back and comes back with a bag of sugar.
“Do you perhaps have a spoon?” the man asked.
The pharmacist reaches under the counter and takes out a spoon. The man takes a spoonful of sugar from the bag, pulls a small bottle from his pocket, and carefully drips twenty drops onto the sugar.
“Try it,” he says to the pharmacist. The pharmacist tastes the sprinkled sugar and asks, “And what’s that supposed to mean?”
“Oh, nothing more to it, my doctor told me: Go to the pharmacy and have your urine tested for sugar…”
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1. The judge to the defendant: “You are accused of having physically @ssaulted and seri0usly inj-ured the victim, what do you say to that?”
“I am innocent, Your Honor, I simply had to strike because the guy was hurling obscene insults at me.”
“What did he say?”
“He called me a che@p five-mark wh0re.”
“And what did you use to strike?”
“With a sack of five-mark coins!”
2. The exhausted family doctor had just fallen asleep when a phone call woke him. “Please come immediately!” a voice implored him, “our little son has swall0wed a c0nd0m!”
The doctor quickly gets dressed, but before he can leave the house, the phone rings again.
“You don’t need to come, Doctor,” said a relieved voice, “my husband just found another one!”
