An elderly grandmother was flying home from a vacation in France.
Just before the plane landed, the nervous man sitting beside her leaned over and whispered,
“Ma’am… could you do me a huge favor?”
She smiled.
“That depends.”
He pulled out a very expensive bottle of French perfume.
“I bought this for my wife, but it’s over the duty-free limit.”
“Would you mind slipping it into your handbag?”
Grandma looked at him kindly.
“I don’t mind helping…”
“…but I should warn you…”
“I never lie.”
The man shrugged.
“That’s fine.”
A few minutes later, they reached customs.
The officer smiled politely.
“Welcome home, ma’am.”
“Do you have anything to declare?”
Grandma answered without hesitation,
“From my glasses to my handbag… nothing at all.”
The officer frowned.
“Nothing?”
“And what’s inside your handbag?”
Grandma smiled sweetly.
“Just one beautiful bottle that’s supposed to make a married woman very happy…”
She paused.
“…and nobody has sprayed it yet.”
The customs officer blinked…
Then burst into laughter.
He handed her back the bag and waved her through.
“Welcome home, ma’am…”
“Enjoy your visit!” 😂🤣
As she walked away, Grandma whispered,
“See? I told you…”
“…I never lied.”
