A wife turned to her husband one evening and asked, “Honey, can I have some money? I want to join a fitness class. I’d love to be slim again, just like I was before we got married.”
The husband snorted and shook his head. “Save your money, darling. Look at hippos—they spend all day swimming in the water, and they’re still hippos.”
The wife said nothing and simply nodded.
The very next day, the husband was getting ready to head out. “Honey, when you go shopping later, could you buy me some vitamins and healthy snacks? I want to start looking younger and more handsome.”
The wife smiled sweetly and replied,
“Don’t waste your money, sweetheart. Roosters wake up early and do cardio every single morning… and they still look like roosters.”
