A train machinist, a ship captain and a truck driver are sitting in a bar and sharing their stories.
The ship captain: “Our house is close to the harbor, so every time I am back from sailing and my ship is passing our house, I give the honk, so every time I am home, the food is on the table, my wife is hot and ready and I get my special welcome home treatment.”
The train machinist: “ Same here – we live close to the railroad, so when coming back from a long trip, I signal when passing by our house, and when I come home, my wife greets me in l*ng*rie, with dinner on the table and bed warmed and ready for us”
The truck driver: “ Yaeh.. almost same here… Our house is downhill in the street, so, whenever I come back home, I shut off the engine on the hill, roll down to the house, take my wrench, ring on the front door an run to the back door – none of them has escaped yet”
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell..
Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband : I’ll Jump into well If you don’t open the door.
Wife : Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and threw it into the well, wife opens the door and ran towards the well.
Husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife : Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband : Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them that from where are you coming this late and that too in night wear.
