A police officer was investigating a collision on a narrow, two-lane road where the drivers had nearly crashed head-on.
One of the drivers, an elderly woman, kept repeating, “He wouldn’t let me have my half of the road!”
After gathering all the details, the officer marched over to the other driver, who was inspecting the damage to his car.
“That lady insists you wouldn’t let her have her half of the road,” the officer said. “Why not?”
With a frustrated sigh, the man turned away from his wrecked vehicle and replied, “Officer, I would have gladly given her half the road—if only she had decided which half she wanted!”
With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband,
“Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up … ?” the woman asked her husband.
“No”, replied her husband.
She gave him a lingering, sensuous smile, and slowly unbuttoned the top four buttons of her blouse. She slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra . . . and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her, and smiled approvingly.
“Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up … ?” she then asked her husband.
“Uh . . . no, I haven’t” he told her, with a slightly anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt and seductively retrieved a crumpled fifty dollar note.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar note, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 dollars all crumpled up?”
“No way” he exclaimed, while becoming even more breathless.
“Well, go look in the garage!” she replied.
