A married couple at a Zoo walk past a gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: ‘Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I’ll expose one of my br*a*ts it & see how h*rn* it gets just as men do.’
Mary then exposes one of her br*a*ts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets *xc*ted and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wanted to break free.
‘See,’ says the woman, ‘Now, I know why you react the way you do; men can’t control their animal *nst*ncts just like gorillas can’t.’
Says Mark: ‘Now exp*se both br*a*ts and let us see what happens.’
The woman exp*ses both br*a*ts to the gorilla and it gets very *xc*ted and is now d*sp*rately trying to escape from the enclosure.
Says Mark: ‘This is incredible, now, p*ll your sk*rt up, turn around and exp*se your b*m and let us see what happens!’
The woman p*lls her sk*rt up, turns around with her b*m to the gorilla, which by now ,was *xtr*mely ar*used, breaks free from the enclosure, grabs the woman and starts y*nk*ng the cl*thes off her.
The woman yells: ‘Mark , what do I do now? Please, help me!’
Mark replies: ‘Now, tell him you have a headache and you’re not in m**d … Let us see if Gorillas and Men are the same.
