A man goes to his doctor in a state of complete distress.
Man: “Doctor, I have a huge problem. My son sl-ept with a girl – and she gave him a really nasty dise@se…”
Doctor: “Then your son should come to me immediately.”
Man: “Yes, but…”, the unfortunate man continues, “my son unfortunately passed the dise@se on to the maid .”
Doctor: “Uh oh…”
Man: “And the maid then passed them on to me .”
Doctor: “Oh my goodness… Okay, let’s take a look at this.”
Man: “But that’s not all, Doctor! I knew nothing about it – and of course I passed it on to my wife …”
Then the doctor jumps up and shouts:
Doctor: “Damn it! Now we’re all infected because of this idiot ! “
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After the pilot had finished his normal in-flight announcement, he unfortunately forgot to turn off his microphone.
Over the loudspeakers throughout the plane, you can hear him saying:
“So… first I’m going to take a nice shit, and then I’m going to grab a stewardess and m@ke out with her a little.”
Dead silence in the cabin.
A flight attendant turns bright red and runs frantically towards the cockpit to tell him that the microphone is still on.
In her panic, she trips in the aisle and lands on her knees – right next to an elderly gentleman in the aisle seat.
She looks up at him, ashamed.
The old man smiles calmly and says:
“No hurry, young lady…
the pilot wanted to go and take a dump first.”
