A blonde woman was on a flight to Detroit.
She had a ticket for economy, but after takeoff, she spotted an empty seat in first class and moved right in.
A flight attendant noticed and said,
“Excuse me, ma’am, your ticket is for economy. You can’t stay here.”
The blonde smiled and said,
“I can and I will.”
The attendant called the co-pilot.
“Ma’am, your seat’s in economy. Please return.”
She replied,
“Nope. Not moving.”
They brought in the captain. He tried his best.
Still, the blonde wouldn’t budge.
Finally, a passenger overheard and said,
“Let me try. I’m married to a blonde—I got this.”
He leaned in, whispered something to her… and she got up and went back to economy without a word.
Stunned, the crew asked,
“What did you say to her?”
He shrugged and said,
“Simple. I told her first class isn’t going to Detroit.”
