A 65-year-old friend of mine just had a baby—thanks to modern fertility miracles! I went to visit her as soon as she got home from the hospital.
“Can I see the baby?” I asked.
“Not yet,” she said. “Let’s have some coffee first.”
Half an hour passed. I asked again.
“Not yet.”
A few more minutes went by.
“Okay… can I see the baby now?”
“Not yet.”
Finally, I couldn’t take it anymore. “WHEN can I see the baby?!”
She threw up her hands and said:
“WHEN HE CRIES! I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM!”
