There was a man on a plane who tried to order a whiskey.
He tried to attract the stewardess’s attention, but he didn’t really succeed.
Suddenly, the parrot sitting next to him leans forward and shrieks: “Hey you! Give me a d@mn whiskey.”
The stewardess hastily brings the parrot back a drink, but she still ignores the man.
The parrot drinks the whiskey in one gulp and then shouts again: “Hey you! Yes you! Bring me another whiskey!”
Again, the stewardess hurries to attend to the parrot.
The man still can’t get her attention, but he is a bit smart and realizes where he is going wrong.
He shouts: “Hey, you! Yes you, stop being lazy and bring me a d@mn whiskey!”
The stewardess hurries to the back of the plane, but instead of returning with a drink, she reappears with two burly men and points to the man and the parrot.
A minute later, as he falls out of the plane, the parrot turns to the man and says,
You know, for someone who can’t fly, you’re quite a cheeky rascal.
