The 80-Year-Old Had a Very Different Explanation
Three elderly ladies – aged 60, 70, and 80 – go to the swimming pool. They swim laps. After an hour, the 60-year-old gets out of the pool.
The lifeguard says: “Respect, madam, you have excellent physical condition.”
“Yes,” she says, “I once won the bronze medal at the Olympics.”
After two hours, the 70-year-old woman comes out of the water.
The lifeguard says: “Madam, you have incredible stamina.”
“Well,” she says, “I once won the silver medal at the Olympics.”
After three hours, the 80-year-old finally comes out of the water.
“Oh my God,” said the lifeguard, “they must have won the gold medal at the Olympics.”
“Nonsense,” says the 80-year-old, “I was a pr0sti-tute in Venice for many years and was responsible for the home visits.”
