A nervous man sat down in the dentist’s chair, gripping the armrests for dear life.
The dentist smiled and said,
“Don’t worry. I’ll give you a quick numbing injection.”
The man’s eyes nearly popped out.
“Absolutely not!”
“No needles! I hate needles!”
The dentist nodded.
“Alright… then we’ll use laughing gas instead.”
The man shook his head even harder.
“No way!”
“I can’t wear one of those masks. I feel like I’m suffocating!”
The dentist thought for a moment.
“Okay… how about a pill?”
The man’s face lit up.
“Now we’re talking!”
“I’ve got no problem taking pills.”
A minute later, the dentist returned holding a single tablet.
She handed it to him.
The man looked down at it and blinked.
“Uh… isn’t this Viagra?”
The dentist smiled.
“It sure is.”
The patient looked confused.
“I didn’t know Viagra worked as a painkiller!”
The dentist grinned and replied,
“It doesn’t…”
She picked up the forceps.
“…but it’ll give you something to hold onto while I pull your tooth!” 😂🤣🦷
