Bob and his wife had been faithfully sticking to their diet…
For exactly one whole week.
By Saturday, his wife couldn’t take it anymore.
She smiled and said,
“Honey…”
“Let’s have a little cheat day.”
Bob grinned.
“Now that’s the best idea I’ve heard all week!”
That evening, his wife came home carrying bags filled with…
🍔 Juicy burgers.
🍟 Crispy fries.
🍗 A bucket of fried chicken.
She proudly set everything on the kitchen table.
A few minutes later…
Bob walked through the front door.
He wasn’t carrying dinner.
He was walking in…
…with his young secretary.
The room went completely silent.
Bob smiled and said,
“What?”
“You said today was cheat day!”
Let’s just say…
Bob misunderstood the assignment.
He’s now happily accepting visitors…
At the hospital.
Visiting hours: 10:00 AM to 1:00 PM daily. 😂🤣
