One afternoon, a wife decided it was finally time to organize her husband’s dresser.
As she cleaned out the top drawer, she found something odd…
Three golf balls…
And a small box containing $2,000 in cash.
That evening, when her husband came home from the golf course, she placed the golf balls and the money on the table.
“Care to explain these?”
The husband sighed.
He lowered his head.
“Honey… I owe you the truth.”
“Every time I’ve been unfaithful during our 30 years of marriage…”
“…I put one golf ball in that drawer.”
The wife was devastated.
She stared at the three golf balls for a long moment.
Finally, she took a deep breath.
“Well…”
“Three mistakes in thirty years…”
“I suppose it could have been much worse.”
Then she pointed at the box of cash.
“But what about the $2,000?”
The husband smiled sheepishly.
“Oh… that’s from the golf balls.”
She frowned.
“What do you mean?”
He replied,
“Every time I collected a dozen…”
“…I sold them.” 😂
