Jim proposed to Sandy, and she happily accepted—but not before sharing something important. She told him about a childhood illness that had affected her development. Jim reassured her, saying, “That doesn’t change how much I love you.”
Wanting to be honest, Jim also shared a secret: “I need you to know… my size down there is like that of an infant.”
Sandy thought for a moment and then smiled. “That’s okay. I love you for who you are, not just for that.”
On their wedding night, excitement filled the air as they finally had their moment alone. As Sandy reached into Jim’s pants, she suddenly gasped, screamed, and ran out of the room!
Jim rushed after her. “What’s wrong?” he asked, confused.
Catching her breath, she stammered, “You said it was the size of an infant!”
Jim grinned. “It is—8 pounds, 7 ounces, and 19 inches long!”
