Yesterday, I walked into a pharmacy and said to the pharmacist,
“Hello, could you give me a c0nd0m? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner tonight, and I think I might get lucky!”
The pharmacist handed me one c0nd0m. As I was about to leave, I turned back and said:
“Actually, give me another one. My girlfriend’s sister is really cute too, and I might have a chance with her. She always crosses her legs in a very pr*voc*tive way whenever she sees me.”
The pharmacist gave me a second c0nd0m. As I headed for the door again, I suddenly turned back and said:
“You know what? Give me one more. My girlfriend’s mum is still very attractive, and whenever she sees me, she keeps m*king eye contact. Since she invited me for dinner, I think she might be expecting me to m*ke a move!”
The pharmacist handed me the third c0nd0m, and I left
That evening, during dinner, I sat with my girlfriend on my left, her sister on my right, and her mum directly in front of me.
A few moments later, my girlfriend’s dad walked in.
Immediately, I lowered my head and began to pray:
“Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank You for all You have given us…”
Ten minutes passed… and I was still praying.
Twenty minutes passed… and I was STILL praying, with my head almost touching the table.
The whole family started looking at one another in surprise.
My girlfriend was especially shocked.
She leaned closer and whispered into my ear:
“Wow… I never knew you were this religious!”
Without lifting my head, I quietly replied:
“And I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!”
