An Irishman was walking home late at night and saw a woman in the dark shadows.
‘Twenty pounds,’ she whispers.
Paddy had never been with a h**ker before but decides what the hell, it’s only twenty pounds.
So they hid in the bushes.
They’re going ‘*t *t’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It is a Police Officer.
Allo, Allo, Allo, What’s going on ‘ere, people? asks the cop.
‘Ta be shure, Oi’m m*k*ng l*ve to me missus,’ Paddy answers, sounding annoyed.
‘Oh, I’m sorry,’ says the cop,
‘I didn’t know.’
‘Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that bl**dy light in her face!’
