A small town lawyer called his first witness to the stand in a trial, a 80 year old woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Singh, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. Kulkarni. I’ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. Yes, I know you.”
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, “Mrs. Singh, do you know the defense lawyer?”
She again replied, “Why, yes I do. I’ve known Mr. Gupta since he was a youngster too. I used to baby-sit him for his parents. And he too, has been a real disappointment to me. He’s lazy, bigoted, he has a drinking problem. The man can’t build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him.”
At this point, the judge called both lawyers to the bench. In a very quiet voice, he said with menace, “If either of you asks her if she knows me, you’ll be jailed for contempt!
I didn’t expect the ending at all 🤣🤣👇
